If it didn’t work at all, they wouldn’t have used it for 3,000 years.
Obliterate your enemies, with subtlety.
Be the change you want to see in the world, and introduce them to tinsel.
If anything, we have too many camels.
Or the third option they don’t want you to know about.
I’m here to help, you’re welcome.
Don’t worry about my credentials this is about you.
Just in time for summer.
Your goal should be to inflict irreparable physical and emotional trauma.